When a stray dog runs up to a pair of men jogging in the park and snaps at one unfortunate man's bottom, he can only make an aggrieved noise and voice how painful it is -- that is, how painful his slow data is, because he can't load anything. His friend tells him he should switch to Boost Mobile, which is offering four lines for $25 per line, per month on its "super fast" network. The mobile service provider is even offering four free Samsung Galaxy phones for people who switch. When his companion abruptly gets attacked by another dog latching onto his shorts, he can only voice an incredulous, "wow, two of them?" His friend is quick to correct him -- it's four phones, not two.