A man and his son are on a mission to get a $5 HOT-N-READY Large Classic Pizza from Little Caesars. While he's paying, the father decides to impart generational wisdom to his son. "Nothing is certain in life but death and the $5 HOT-N-READY pizza from Little Caesars." His son nods, but wonders, "What about taxes?" Two Federal agents step into the Little Caesars behind the duo as the father's face twists into a mask of chagrin. "I forgot about taxes," he says.