The Progressive Box thinks he's cool because he saves people money on car insurance, but his slang and style are so yesterday. He slips on a pair of shutter shades, grabs a fountain drink and hits up the mall on a hoverboard, throwing outdated terms like "swag" and "bling" at an unenthusiastic pretzel guy and telling a group of girls his discounts are "bomb diggity." When a mall cop on a segway tries to return his umbrella, the Box tells him to keep it because he'll probably need it...when he makes it precipitate. What, what! No, seriously -- what?