Mindy Kaling calls ladies of the free world to attention so she can show them some of the boots and booties DSW has to offer. The snakeskin print, stacked heel bootie makes her want to get back with the ex-husband she doesn't even have. Then, she holds up a cozy boot you can choose to wear or cuddle with. As she grabs one more option off display, a customer who just finished a juice cleanse calls it a perfect bootie. Mindy informs her it will also pay in loyalty rewards before requesting a taco for her new, starving friend.