IHOP's new CEO -- Child Executive Officer, that is -- has some groundbreaking new ideas, which she is thrilled to present in a board meeting of its most important members. Firstly, she wants to make cereal pancakes a thing, with toppings varying from Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky Charms to Captain Crunch. Secondly and tangentially related, she also wants cereal milkshakes, and for kids to eat free. Lastly... well, she just wanted you all to check out this water slide. It's a pretty cool slide.