As the paperboy makes his morning rounds, Progressive spokeswoman Flo pops up from the bushes and swats a newspaper that he threw out of the air. "Don't bring that mess around here, Evan!" she yells. Because people bundled their home and auto insurance together through Progressive, Flo spends her time protecting their houses and cars from bird droppings, flying baseballs, barbecue fires and Evan's projectiles. She even holds an umbrella over a car in the middle of a rainstorm, all in the name of "relentless protection."