A man is pulling ingredients out of a refrigerator to make a sandwich. When he closes the door, he noticed himself standing in front of him, only covered in green and grey face paint with matching football jersey. After a brief introduction, the football self asks his Saturday-self if he's making a snack. He gets told that he should go to Lowe's now to pick up the stuff he needs to clean the deck, or else he's going to have to eat the, "I'm not watching any football Sunday, because I didn't clean the deck Saturday" sandwich tomorrow. After realizing how terrible of a sandwich he'd be forced to eat tomorrow, the man sets his ingredients down and heads out the door to Lowe's.