A woman calls Discover to inquire about Social Security Number Alerts. She's told that if her social security number is found on a risky site Discover will notify her so she can be in the know. And better yet, it's free for Discover Cardholders. An alert pops up in the woman's vision just as her dog goes in to give her a kiss -- he's been drinking from the toilet. Despite her commands, the dog shakes and flings toilet water everywhere. But at least she was in the know before the dog could lick her face!