Preparing burgers and fries with Martha Stewart while cooking at home sounds like a lovely night in. That is, until you're not giving your knife the attention it needs and it cuts your ring finger off due to a lack of discipline. You probably shouldn't have left that window in your home open either. While you run around screaming in pain at the sight of your new four-fingered hand, you just might jump out without even thinking about it. Martha suggests using Postmates in the future to avoid cutting off any digits or participation in unplanned physics tests.