Manscaped Super Bowl 2026 Pre-Release, 'Hair Ballad'

During the Super Bowl LX, piles of freshly shaved hair lament their lost purpose in a soulful ballad, recalling how they once covered pecs, scruff and loyal friends. The bundles of hair sing from counter tops, window ledges and drains and though now discarded, they reflect on the roles they played and the bodies they once called home. Manscaped’s trimmer may have claimed them, but these little hairs won’t forget their glory days...or the parts of your body they came from.