If insurance were a fragrance, it would be advertised as Eau D'Esurance. Or, perhaps as a menu item, it would be The Esurance Burger. The water park called Esurance Land might be enticing, but Dennis Quaid recognizes that insurance isn't sexy, delicious or fun; it's not something you really want to buy. He recommends bundling car and home insurance with Esurance to save up to 10 percent. That way, you can spend what you save on the things you really want to buy, although he doesn't know what that would be since he's just a guy on your TV. By the looks of it, he spent his money on boxes upon boxes of teeth whitening strips.