Randy612 once wrote that if you like boneless wings, you're just dirty. Nobody cares about your input, "Randman." Buffalo Wild Wings says that it's reinvented Boneless Wings. First, they maximized the amount of meat in each Boneless Wing, causing vegans to write letters while others get the meat sweats. Then the Boneless Wings are marinated for so long that the juiciness doesn't make sense anymore. Buffalo Wild Wings invites everyone to try out its Boneless Wings, even if your name is Randy and you're forced to leave the basement to try something new.