A woman goes to an auto repair shop and describes the noise her car is making, which sounds like a screeching seagull. The auto repair guys glance at each other significantly and tell her that it's her transmission and will cost her a lot of money. She's skeptical so she goes to AAMCO and describes the same screeching seagull noise to the repairman there. He tells her it's her transmission and it's an easy fix -- AAMCO does it all the time. It says not to trust those other guys, it will check your transmission for free.