J-B Weld says, "Don't Glue It. J-B Weld It." Nick Offerman is able to fix a number of broken items in his driveway using J-B Weld. Enough that he's able to have a few friends over to drink and barbecue. The only problem is when the actual homeowner comes out of his house to see Nick Offerman having a backyard barbecue in his driveway with his old patio furniture.