An athlete compares himself to the big orange smiling mascot as they walk down the hall. He says they both get to do what they love but the big difference is the salaries. The athlete suggests using E*TRADE to start investing. He gets into his sports car and drives off revealing the run-down looking car parked next to it. E*TRADE says your job can be rewarding but it might not be financially rewarding so instead of getting mad you could start investing with it today.