Mayhem is an important business man, or at least he believes he is. Instead of paying attention to the road, he texts on his phone and tries to stay in contact with his coworkers while he drives. After all, you aren't working hard enough if the person driving next to you is getting more done than you are, right? Wrong, says Mayhem. If you distractedly drive like he does, you could end up driving up on a barrier. You also will not get your two Safe Driving Bonus Checks per accident-free year from Allstate.