In this bathroom, Daddy Gator realizes he has no more ability to row his boat away from the unforgiving landscape in front of him. Each time someone enters the room and uses the john, they use Quilted Northern, a toilet paper that works so well the person ends up forgetting their experience. Daddy Gator, however, sees all and forgets nothing. Plus, he probably should get the boat out of here as soon as possible as this is no place to raise a child. Note the horrified look on his child's face.
iSpot Review — June 17, 2015
Daddy Gator has seen
it all, and he never forgets. This makes Daddy Gator who is beached without a
way to move or even look away an expert in bathroom experiences. He remembers
the time you gave the smell test to some rather questionable food and decided it
was okay to eat. He also remembers a hot and humid July day when you were
staring at an empty cardboard tube in a just as empty house with no savior
within arms-reach. Not every experience in the bathroom is a happy one.
So even after Daddy
Gator has seen it all, he knows that Quilted Northern is designed for a
forgettable experience. So when Quilted Northern says that it works so well
that people who use the toilet end up forgetting their experience, you know
you've got the good stuff and not the sandpaper that they put on the roller
when you were in grade school.