A mummy, a vampire and a werewolf couple hang out by the pool with a ventriloquist dummy during a backyard barbeque. They discuss mundane things such as the revolutionary type of burger with cheese inside it and the poor service the werewolf couple received from DIRECTV. It turns out they get charged an automatic $99 service fee if any natural messes with their satellite dish. The were-wife jokes that it's only $98 if a sandstorm hits, which the mummy believes for a moment. He's a gullible fellow, though. Spectrum says that DIRECTV is bad and encourages people to use its TV services instead.