Comedians Yannis Pappas, Ron Taylor and Matteo Lane compete in the Super Spicy Tailage Contest. They all conquer the spicy meatballs and spicy gumbo. But in round three, they eat hot wings, which approach 1,000,000 on the Scoville scale. The only one to conquer this round is Ron Taylor, who's final words are "I'm vegan." These comedians will have heartburn from all of the spicy food, but that's okay because they can combat it with Tums Cooling Sensation.