A mummy and the Grim Reaper take a walk in the park to talk about their personal troubles. While the mummy gripes about his bandages, Grim complains about DIRECTV On Demand, which he says requires a big rigamarole to set up. He needs an HD DVR, Internet and a Cinema Connection Kit just to get started. When a man jogs by, Grim is reminded of his two o'clock appointment and runs to catch up but not before revealing the man's cause of death: Bear! Spectrum believes complicated is evil so simply put: DIRECTV bad. Spectrum good.