Being the only guy in a suit at a costume party is never easy, even if you're legendary auteur Martin Scorsese. That's why, during Super Bowl LIV, the "Irishman" director needs backup from Jonah Hill. Unfortunately, the actor has completely forgotten about the shindig and is leaving Scorsese in limbo. The world waits in anticipation, staring at the three typing dots on the director's iPhone that will determine whether Hill is going to be a friend or a flake. That infamous icon becomes reflected in every crystal ball, crop circle and three-eyed toad across the nation, until Jonah cracks open a can of Coca-Cola Energy to get the stamina he needs to finally text Marty that he's on his way. Crowds of fans cheer on street corners, Pac-Man resumes his game and Scorsese embraces his partner in crime, relieved that he will no longer be mistaken for the waiter.