Verizon TV Spot, 'Read Our Lips'

A man with a mouthless face approaches the front counter of a cosmetic surgery clinic and unbuttons his shirt, revealing a pair of talking lips on his chest. He mentions that he has had previous work done and points to a brochure showing a man with a normal face, asking the receptionist for a better deal on a "better face" and offering his previous surgeon's bill as a trade-in. Staring at his torso in a mix of shock and confusion, the woman declines. Frustrated by her response, he tells her that Verizon will accept competitors' bills and give a better deal, and then snarkily adds, "Read my lips. You're not as cool as Verizon." As her bewildered gaze remained fixed on his chest, he snaps and says, "Hey! My eyes are up here!"