Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen are attending a holiday party at a friend's house. The friend ushers them to the kids' table while explaining that there's no room at the grown-up table, even though Fred can clearly see that there are two chairs available. Just then, a fashionable couple walks in, at which point a kid sitting at the kids' table tells the "Portlandia" stars to step up their styles. In trying to grab the cool couple's attention, Fred and Carrie start calling out random names to the guy like Dennis, David and "Tony!" When the kid mentions that Old Navy is having a sale, the actors rush out of the house for their "holiday miracle."