Standing in the bathroom and staring at his very old razor, this man tries to psych himself enough to shave. When his wife suggests he replace the blade, the husband sarcastically remarks that yes, he could sell one of the Picassos or perhaps one of their two kids. All of a sudden, the old razor scoots itself up the mirror while leaving a disgusting trail behind and screeches at the husband and wife. Then, Dollar Shave Club CEO Michael Dubin appears from out of nowhere to smack the razor to its death with a rolled-up newspaper. Dubin encourages the married couple to not let old razors give them the creeps just because they're afraid of buying new ones.