Charles Barkley believes in his dream of writing the best new movie script ever: Underwater Ninjas. Picture this: Bottom of the ocean at night. It's dark and wet. A shark swims by, or maybe it's a dolphin. I can never really tell. Plus, it's dark... OK, so Spike Lee and Samuel L. Jackson might be laughing at him in the diner, but that doesn't mean Capital One won't have his back.