Former American football line backer, or professional defender, Brian Urlacher walks through a neighborhood protecting people from everything from a falling tree branch to a vicious barking dog and from a DirecTV representative. He's also here to protect you from DirecTV. He doesn't want you to fall for their "free" DVR upgrade that actually ends up costing you $28 a month. And, they're still trying to lock you into a two year contract that could cost you over $2,800. Stick with XFINITY.