A family is having a dinner together during the holidays when a mother starts to boast about how the youngest girl in the room colored within the lines today. As she speaks, the same girl mentioned begins to smear mashed potatoes on her face. Another family member talks about being her age, and shining shoes to make money. He then asks another family member, Todd, if he can shine shoes, only to have his brother declare that he couldn't shine an apple. Another family member begins juggling apples and says to begin juggling, because that's where the money is. Todd tries to say something again, only to be cut off by his younger sister who announces that she can wipe her own bottom.